I’m guessing that me telling you fouling is a key strategy ain’t exactly blowing your tunic up around your balls (lady balls included I don’t judge). Now, risking the red card for a chance to put out a Chaos team’s Chosen Blocker? … now there’s a good exchange. Yeah, sure, there might be a good reason … but make sure it’s a damned good reason. Havin’ the ref red-card one of your Gobbos in exchange for you stunning a ’Fling is just about the daftest thing you can do. You don’t usually get as many chances to do it on defence because you need to react more to the opposition, so do it on offence. So, that’s what’s gonna give you the most success on offence. If they ain’t already got health problems, send in the Gobbos! A decent Gobbo swarm’s gonna include a few boots what go astray, see, so the likelihood of that adversary getting back up again ain’t good.

Say you’ve pulled an adversary behind the line of scrimmage and put them on the turf. They’re eventually gonna put people down, and when they do, they can put ’em where you want ’em.Īnd that’s where Konvisse Yeux and his mates come in. You see, even if Mik Mangenain can’t put his victim down, he can hand the poor sod off to another Boy, right? Then Killie Jefferz’n can thump ’em. “Why’d you get ’em to do that?” you might ask. In my first entry in these chronicles, I noted how I recruited Black Orcs who already knew how to throttle their adversaires, heaving their victims off the ground, and then dropping them behind the line. They’re not gonna stand and chant for a team getting its collective ass kicked and throat stepped on. Now, obviously brutality is what you’re aiming for. Where was I? Oh, yeah, your style of play. Sorry, just putting into action my renowned interpersonal skills with that accursed Goblin scribe. Listen to me you scrawny-necked puss-sucker, you keep interrupting me and I’ll stick my chopsticks down your neck and pull your guts out through your big gob, got it? Yeah, I know, the Boyz is lazy and the Gobbos even worse. This means you’ve gotta do the hard work on the training pitch. OK, once you’ve built your team of Black Orcs, you’re gonna want to beat your way of playing into their thick noggins.

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